god why do i do this

[x] You’ve seen at least one anime.
[x] You’ve read at least one manga.
[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You’re in anime club. (Miranda and I tried to start an anime club, buuut no one wanted to join TwT;; )
[x] You’ve cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[/] You cosplay in public. (Did this ONCE.)
[ ] You’ve been to at least one anime convention.
[ ] You cosplayed there.
[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.
[x] You like Japanese food. (Sometimes…I prefer Chinese orz)
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn’t just raw fish.
[ ] You’ve made bento lunch.
[ ] You’ve made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.
[ ] You’ve actually been to Japan.
[ ] You’ve been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You’re learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You’re learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You’re in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. (ahhahaaha derp)
[ ] You claim you’re married to said fictional character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (Not ’cause it’s Japanese. It’s better style, better plot…you know…)
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.
[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour’s a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[ ] You listen to J-music. (Nah K-music is better >w>;; )
[ ] Exclusively.
[ ] You know that it’s pronounced “Gakuto” and not “Gackt”.
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.
[x] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character. (Taiwan or Korea are obviously the best! :p)
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. (…my Bleach shirt…I guess :p)
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. (Ahhahaa I just have a few posters and plushies…///broke)
[/] You changed your name to something Japanese. (On FB, I had my name as a Japanese name for about half a year. But I changed it ’cause people who I knew personally started removing me after seeing how they didn’t know anyone with that name XD)
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (…I don’t want kids >.>;; )
[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You’ve considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You’ve had it done.
[/] You stalk the Japanese exchange students. (I stalk all foreign exchange students ;w; )
[ ] You’ve been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation.
[x] You watch abridged series. (“Hey Calan-” “YOU LOST THE GAME!” “AW DERP!”)
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[x] You use tildes while typing~
[x] You use Japanese emoticons.
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing
[ ] You claim you’re Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You’re not.
[ ] You’re not even Asian.
[ ] If you’re Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you’re not even Japanese.
[ ] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku. (I have been called a weeaboo though before. Proper term–> big fan or just otaku is fine ._.;; )
[/] You break out into Caramelldansen in public. (Only ’cause it’s fun to get weird stares. And the Caramelldansen is Swedish btw)
[x] You want to date a Japanese person. (Asians girls are adorable -w-)
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto. (Used to…)
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You’re bitching at me because they’re properly called “forehead protectors”.
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. (WHO DOESN’T?!)
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. (Bahahaha I’m Atheist)
[ ] It’s seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add “desu” to the end of every sentence.
[x] The only thing you draw is anime. (Kinda…)
[ ] You’re taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that “hentai” doesn’t mean “porn”.
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life. (Not just because of that. I sit around and do nothing really productive orz. My parents are so supportive of me ;w; )
[x] And it’s true.

Score: 23

Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You’re not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you’re not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You’re very likely a Japanophile, but you’re not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You’re not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.

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