Oh Why Do I Do this…

I am *ahem* procrastinating on my *ahem* science project. But it can wait until tomorrow, because I present on 4.5.11. So I got some time :’D

And I’m spending this time by doing a totally biased and stereotyping quiz 😀

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[x] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell”
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football…not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell ‘Color’; is ‘Colour’, and ‘Centre.’ (but I’m corrected waaay too much at school for this error D< Stupid teachers and spell check xD)

Total: 7

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops “thongs”, not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (sometimes? O_O all the time…)
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (heh…no I’m not, I’m European…..we don’t get tanned to often………xD)
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 4

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian. (I tried ;_; and failed)
[x] You are under 5’10”. (5’1″)
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[/] You talk with your hands.

Total: 5.5

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember. (usually)
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (only because of the Spanish course I took last year ._.)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (I HATE that)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.(I recited the Preamble of the US constitution pretty fast in civics the other day xD)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (and it sucks xD)
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (no it doesn’t, surprsingly)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair. (and it’s fucking NATURAL! not fake :’D)
[x] You have/had freckles. (plenty of them, too xD)
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. (sigh, yeah)
Total: 7

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. (can’t at all ._.)
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths. (not really ;_; )
[ ] You have played the piano. (me and instruments [especially the piano] do not mix well…)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. (only what my dad has taught me ._.)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re over 5’2.(no…but I’m close to that D: )

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton’s.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi. (hated that…THING DX)

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non – Christians.
[x] You’re lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don’t read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart. (hate that thing too)
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules. (I had German chocolate, but never Belgian D: )
[ ] you know that the ‘official best beer in the world’ is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[x] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (both American football and football football ._.)
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government. (DAMN IT, ALLOW SAME SEX MARRIAGE ALREADY, FLORIDA!!!)

Total: 5

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to ‘coffee shops’.
[x] you know what is meant by ‘coffee shops’.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 2

 

So I’m apparently British, Irish, and German…strange, I ALREADY AM! xDDD

I think I’m going to go work on the new Absolutely chapter…..

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